So this week we
continued the work in the new part of the area. We can no longer return
to Vilar Carioca as the Gadianton Robbers have completely taken over. I
was reading Mormon in the BoM about the final battle between the Nephites and
Lamanites and I'm hoping that I'm transferred to a different area before it
happens here. It is super crazy to see how the hearts of the people have
changed since I've come here. Nobody trusts anybody and it is always
looking out for number one. Nevertheless, we have had some luck in
finding a few people who we feel are the elects. While finding those
elects, we have a bunch of fun hearing all of the different reasons people have
not to hear the gospel. Here are 3 of my favorites for the week:
-"I would love to listen, but at the current moment, my dog is
wet."
-
"Hey man, Jesus is great and all, but my hair is wet right now."
(spoken by a guy) My comp. disse que ele espera que este homem vai
desfutar tendo cabelo muito seco em inferno. haha
- (my
personal favorite) "I can't give you my address because I forgot where I
live."
Missionary humor is
weird haha, but it is growing on me. The only thing I can say is that in
the times that are difficult, you've got to laugh or you'll cry. I know the
Lord is preparing people right now, and it is up to us to suck it up and wade
through all the flakes to get to the people who realmente care.
So this week, we went
to the pizzeria with all of the zone. It was super good. Besides
the normal pepperoni, they had french fry pizza, stroganoffe pizza, shrimp
pizza, and a pizza that was straight up brownie. I left that place
feeling super sick. I think I had 11 normal pieces and 6 dessert.
The waiter joked that they would never let us in again because the
missionaries eat too much.
Yesterday, we made a
contact with a man and his wife. The wife started speaking English to me
(mais ou menos) and then gave up and broke into Portuguese. Then the man
started talking and at first I thought that he had a really strange accent.
I asked him where he was from. He told me Central America. He
was speaking Spanish!!! Holy moly. Not saying that I understood
everything perfectly, but I got the idea of what he was saying. All of
those Spanish speakers in AZ, watch out. This menino brancinho understands
you now!
Ok, so I'll leave
y'all with a photo of my comp, and my weekly lady story (seems like I always
write one huh?) They're too funny to keep to myself. So we were
walking through the out door mall to cross Campo Grande (our lunch was on the
other side). There were people walking all around and a bunch of people
standing outside trying to sell you something. There was this group of
girls standing outside of a shop trying to get people to pay attention to it.
My comp. passed through them no problem, but as I passed on of them came
in from the side, made full body contact and grabbed my hand. It was like
Spiderman. The world slowed down as my missionary instincts kicked in.
The training from watching Napoleon Dynamite ("break the grip, walk
away. break the grip, walk away") came into play. In all of my
well-dressed smoothness, I broke the grip, pulled a Steve Nash spin move to get
around her, called "desculpa" over my shoulder and continued on my
way, leaving her alone, empty handed, and full of vergonhia. Needless to
say, I walked a little higher that day, and my comp (who witnessed the whole
thing) says that it's the stuff of legends.
Well, this was my
week. Love y'all. And I hope that you have a great week. Até
proxima vez.
Abraço forte,
Elder Stinnett